Tuesday, February 28, 2006

i cant stand free-riders.. they pissed me off.. free-riders should be burnt in hell..
2 in my marketing group.. considering my grp only has 4 pple.. so that means remaining brain power of 2! 1 in my 205 grp.. remaining brain power of 3! KNN

i also want to free-ride!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but im too nice to do that haa!

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1:30 AM
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Sunday, February 26, 2006

from a sushi party.. it became a steamboat party..heh coz we are just too plain lazy to make sushi.. too much of a hassle.. steamboat just wash wash and cut cut the ingredients and throw all the food in..

i think it was mainly a veggie and mushroom feast.. lots of mushrooms and veggies
veggies.. we had long cabbage.. beansprouts.. tomatoes.. broccolis. cauliflowers.. a whole basin of it..
then we also have button mushrooms, shitake.. golden mushrooms.. and this flat flat mushroom. duno wats it's called.. looks like the palm tree's leaf.. also a whole basin of it!



ar u see 2 big basins in the photos above? one for veggie, one for mushrooms..! so much
and there's still other food.. hotdogs, crabsticks, prawns, seaweed chickens, fishballs, eggs, noodles, kuay teow, tang hoon, tofu, black fungus, dried beancurd..
we also made carrot and apple juice..

all for 5 gals.. voracious appetite.. but then vivian and this other guy came to join us later.. when we all had our fill..





then we sorta got a bit bored.. so we started frying our shitake with kuay teow and tanghoon.. with oyster sauce

not bad actually..

one hour after the steamboat.. i started having diarrhoea!! 5 times already up till now.. my butts hurts.. heh.. my stomach hurts.. maybe i ate too much shitake.. shit

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12:41 AM
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Sunday, February 19, 2006

i had my virgin experience of putting out a fire and it happened yesterday..
yesterday was a fine day..a very fine day until this happened..
i was doing my marketing project in the ironing area and my sis was upstairs sleeping soundly.. my bro was in the living room cleaning his army boots....
but suddenly i smelled smoke.. i thought it came from outside.. so i continued doing my strategic recommendations for the loreal case study..

who knows.. halfway my typing.. my bro came to me in a rather panicky manner and told me this.. "sis.. help.. fire in the living room!"
i thought he was joking at first.. but then he looked serious.. damn serious..
so i followed him to the living room... and lo and behold.. really got fire sia!!! WTF
the tin of kiwi that my bro used to polish his boots had caught fire and the height of the fire was like almost up to my knee level..
so i was like screaming at him.. "get a pail of water then..!!" but dont know why he just didnt move la.. maybe too stunned liao.. so i rushed to the kitchen and grabbed any big container i first saw and filled it with water..

i passed to my bro.. asked him to extinguish the fire with it.. but i duno wat he did.. i think he only poured a little.. not enuff to extinguish the bloody fire but instead it resulted in a mini explosion!!! holy mama shit!

and the explosion caused the newspaper which the tin of kiwi was on to caught fire and the kiwi to splatter everywhere.. on the sofa, on the floor, on the coffee table and one part of the coffee table caught fire too!!! wa.. siao liao.. fire at this point of time got even bigger... so i screamed at my bro again
"pour all the water down!!!!!!!!!!" and he did.. like finally.. the fire extinguished

you think that's all? NO..
i have to help clean up the mess that my bro has created before my parents came home.. being a gd sis i am.. i do not want him to get reprimanded.. so i have to help him remove the evidence..
its tough shit ok removing the kiwi stains.. rubbed and scrubbed till my arms ached..
brothers!!!??!!!

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anyway i met dear after that to watch pink panther! the show is seriously retarded.. damn corny.. i was practically laughing my ass off thruout the show...
steve martin as inspector clouseau is so hilarious!

and dear was so influenced by inspector clouseau's french accent that he came up with this lame joke.. NOT funny one.. haha

how to learn french:
1. do french kiss
2. eat french fries
and after these 2 steps you will know french..

eh.. hmmmm.. i have nth to say.. HAHA!


tada! presenting to you.. inspector clouseau and nicole!
(slow glow effect)


this effect is so cool.. dearie did it

and oh!! while i was lying beside dear.. he thought i fell asleep.. so he conveniently let out a damn loud fart.. HAHAHA.. like poooooohhhhhhhhhhhh! hahahaha loud and long.. and i heard it...! still act blur when i asked him abt it..

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9:40 PM
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Thursday, February 16, 2006

this is interesting.. came across this when i was blog-hopping

Miss Universe Interview:

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ
in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America
are like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman.
(Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in
your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own
Bullfight or Toro (Bull)
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
(Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male
organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our
country are like gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in
your country?
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like
thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!)

Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in
your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like
labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night.
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in
your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are
like Proton car.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! )

Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in
your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore
is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15
minutes before the show is over
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

HAHAHA

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12:20 AM
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Wednesday, February 15, 2006

14th feb.. i really enjoyed this day though everything was so simple.. simplicity can be wonderful as well.. heh

my presents!!



my titus watch!


i love this handmade board to bits.. it's so sweet


my present for dearie.. a braun buffel wallet

and dearie cooked for me today.. fish fillet with mushroom sauce and chicken corn chowder.. his first time cooking it for me.. im his guinea pig.. haha we made a pact to meet at tan tock seng if anything happened.. haha! i didnt really do anything.. was just standing ard.. ok la.. i helped stirred the chowder.. cut the butter.. poured milk into sauce?? woah i did so much.. haa


there's my man cooking haha


mr. carrot


sauteed garlic mushrooms..



ah.. there's one point of time.. dont know what dear did..think he was frying something.. but then he caused the whole kitchen to be filled with smoke and thus had to chase me out coz it was too smoky.. the air from clear turned to hazy.. instant one ok.. haha damn funny...


the end product!


looks gd right.. but actually the fish very salty hahahaha but i still finished everything

real touched for whatever he did.. he slept at 4 plus am yest coz he was up doing the board since 12 plus am.. and then today he had to cook for me.. i felt pampered even though everything's so simple.. prefer this rather than squeezing with other couples in town

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12:14 AM
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Friday, February 10, 2006

aiya.. there goes my lavish spending, my penthouse, my boutique, my chauffeur...
only got 1 pathetic number sia.. number 42!!! haha

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11:18 PM
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Thursday, February 09, 2006

isnt it great to win that attractive toto price tml? haha
sharing with dearie to buy a ticket.. tml morning he's gg to buy! hahaha
and then we started dreaming...

if we won the top prize.. we will go on a tour together for one month.. preferably tokyo or europe.. where i will do my lavish shopping
he will open a boutique for me.. a cafe for himself
we will also buy a penthouse..one with seaview.. and there must be a super big walk-in wardrobe for me...
so dear said buy 2 units and link them together.. with 1 whole unit to be my walk-in wardrobe
haha then dear will buy 3 cars.. 1 mvp 1 jeep 1 sports car
i will use one of the cars and hire a chauffeur to drive me to sch everyday

ah.. dream on.. haha

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yesterday my grp went down for the 205 interview at my uncle's company
after the interview, tt guy in my grp asked me to ask my uncle if he wants to hire an accountant.. i was like erm yea.. want to hire also hire me first right
so nvm i asked anyway..
in my uncle's car.. while sending us out to drop us at bugis.. tt guy started sucking up to my uncle.. gawd.. he was impressed with my uncle's style of operation.. the flattened hierarchy structure and everything that he said this to my uncle when my uncle said his employee turnover is very low

"oh definitely, with such a good boss like you.. im sure everybody wants to work for u blah blah.. other companies the bosses blah blah.. (he started talking bad abt them).. that's why i would hoope to work in an organization like yours blah blah"

i burst out laughing can when i heard wat he said.. i was like rolling my eyes la..
i turned to look at my uncle when he said that.. and my uncle has got no expression.. in fact i think that he was a bit shocked tt the guy wld actually said that... man

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and i bought this sweet clutch from GAP! havent receive it thou'

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11:53 PM
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Sunday, February 05, 2006

BOO! i got so bored at writing my reflection essay for GE that i decided to blog

i just realised bukit panjang plaza has venezia! my fav ice cream! maybe it has been there for ages but im just too slow to realize it.. my fav flavours: yoggi and dark chocolate.. now i do not have to travel to taka to get my occassional dose of it.. in fact i just had yoggi with dear just now heh

and i just realised i can upload mp3s to my phone to use as ringtones and i can choose which segments i want.. SLOW i know considering the fact that i have used the phone for some time.. i always know that mp3s can be uploaded as ringtones but just didnt know that this function was in the CD-ROM that came with the phone.. told dear this and he laughed at me! "how great, how smart".. man, he was sarcastic when he said that lor.. dodo bird.. yours truly never go and explore the CD-ROM what..

and i just realised that i had grown fatter!!! die!
scrutinising myself in the mirror..
1. face got chubbier
2. arms got flabbier
3. tummy protruding like a bullet train
4. boobs becoming bigger too (maybe my menses are coming, that's why they swell)

alamak everything just got bigger la!
and my steps are getting heavier.. i walk like an elephant now..
too many bagua, pineapple tarts and cornflakes tarts..
dearie! u still want me a not!!!??? HAHAHAHA

nvm u shall get fat also to match me then we will be the perfect FATass couple on earth. yea!

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9:24 PM
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Thursday, February 02, 2006

31 jan 2006.. chinese garden.. celebrating nor's bdae for her!











to end off

classic!

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1:03 AM
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

7.05am in the morning and i got groped in the butt by this fat malay guy.. STUDENT FROM WEST SPRING SEC SCHOOL! knn.. asshole.. bastard

he rubbed his P against yours truly's butt.. how disgusting is tt.. i turned ard and gave him a glare so piercing that it can cut glass.. damn early in the morning and u had to give me this shit
what a way to start my day..

the bus was fricking full.. jam-packed.. and this idiot made use of this opportunity to grope me..
i even felt his fat fingers sliding up my left thigh a little.. tot i was hallucinating.. maybe something brushed against me or wat.. but no! its his utterly gross-out fingers.. kapui! fark

why do i always encounter these kind of things..? do i have a face that says "oh come on yea yea.. come on.." ??!!??

bukit panjang is the land of Bastard-ly Perverts.. !

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CNY is over.. total angbao money collected: $938
time for some shopping sprees? no.. im gg to be a gd gal and save up all these money.. yea!

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11:12 PM
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